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"Our CAC tripled in Q3 — how do we diagnose where the funnel broke?"
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3 modesConsult · Audit · Plan
12+Strategy frameworks
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Three ways to work

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THRN adjusts its approach based on what you need — strategic advice, a structured audit, or a detailed plan ready to execute.

Consult

Ask the hard strategic questions. THRN probes before advising — diagnosing the real problem, not the surface symptom.

"Help me figure out why we're losing deals at the proposal stage."
Audit

Get a ruthless, structured evaluation of your messaging, funnel, SEO, email, or paid strategy — scored and ranked by what to fix first.

"Audit my homepage copy. I'll paste it in."
Plan

Build an executable marketing plan. THRN gathers your constraints — budget, team, timeline — then produces a phased roadmap with milestones.

"Build me a 90-day launch plan for our new product."
How it works

Diagnosis first,
advice second

Most AI tools give generic answers. THRN asks what a real consultant would ask before saying anything.

1
You describe your situation

Share your product, challenge, or goal — as much or as little as you know.

2
THRN asks the right questions

Before advising, THRN probes for context — target customer, metrics, constraints, what's already been tried.

3
You get structured, specific advice

Frameworks applied to your situation, prioritised recommendations, and clear next steps — not a blog post summary.

4
Go deeper as needed

THRN remembers everything you've discussed. The advice compounds as context builds across the session.

THRN — Consult mode
Our growth has flatlined for 3 months. Spending $40k/mo on ads but CAC keeps climbing.
Before I speculate, three quick questions:

1. Where in the funnel is CAC growing — click cost, landing page CVR, or trial-to-paid?
2. Has your creative refresh cadence changed, or same ads since January?
3. Has your ICP targeting or channel mix shifted?

Pirate Metrics Funnel diagnosis
CTR is fine, but trial-to-paid dropped from 18% to 9%. Same creatives since January.
That's a product-market fit signal, not a CAC problem. Ad fatigue is attracting lower-intent users now. The real fix is in onboarding and activation — not media spend. Here's what I'd do this week…
Built-in knowledge

Frameworks applied,
not just named

THRN applies real frameworks to your situation — not generic advice dressed up with buzzwords.

Jobs to Be Done

Surface the real reason customers hire your product — not what they say, but what they're trying to accomplish.

Pirate Metrics (AARRR)

Map your funnel across Acquisition, Activation, Retention, Revenue, and Referral to find where growth is leaking.

Brand Archetypes

Position your brand personality clearly so every piece of content and copy pulls in the same direction.

ICE Scoring

Rank growth experiments by Impact, Confidence, and Ease so you always work on the highest-leverage thing first.

Porter's Five Forces

Analyse your competitive landscape structurally before making positioning or pricing decisions.

Crossing the Chasm

Navigate the gap between early adopters and the mainstream market with a focused beachhead strategy.

Category Design

Stop competing in existing categories — define a new one and make every competitor irrelevant by comparison.

Hook Model

Build Trigger → Action → Reward → Investment loops that drive retention through habit formation.

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